sleepy. bored. at school. i did this thingy.
1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
1) What gender are you?
...do I LOOK like a girl to you? Didn't think so.
2) What is your age?
Fifty-eight. Minus forty-six years.
3) Do you want a hug?
No. Fuck off.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Who doesn't? My mom says I'm a chronic liar, but that's a load of bull.
5) What is your favorite food?
The edible kind. Especially if it has meat in it. And maybe some veggies. With ketchup. Between some bread. Like a burger. It's a burger.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
7) Are you a virgin?
Oh yeah, no I've had sex lots of times. Constantly. What can I say? I'm a ladies man. *grins*
8) Have you killed anyone?
I once killed a man to watch him die. *grins wider*
9) Do you hate anyone?
10) Do you have any secrets?
There is no one in this universe who has no secrets.
11) What is your favorite season?
Spring break and Summer.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
I am the most popular kid at school.
13) What are your hobbies?
I kinda sorta draw. Not well. But I do. I also shoplift. ...Can that be censored out or something?
14) What is your favorite drink?
15) When is your birthday?
16) What age did you die?
seven hundred years ago when some dickweed named Vlad bit my neck and I've been rotting ever since no I'm not dead what the fuck is wrong with you're brain?
17) Are you nice or mean?
I'm the nicest guy I know.
18) Do you have any siblings?
There's a girl in the oven. I forget what my mom's going to name her.
19) What do you think of your parents?
20) Do you like your school?
I don't like anything. Stop asking stupid questions.
21) How long can you stay under water?
Longer than you.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
No. That's personal. Stop probing.
23) Do you love someone?
There is no such thing as love.
24) What's your favorite band?
Guns and Roses.
25) Ever worn a dress?
Have you ever seen a peg legged clown with a boob for a head?
26) Wanted to have kids?
Why would I want that?
27) Favorite Video Games...
Dead Rising is my favorite right now. I like to bash zombie heads in with a hot frying pan. *grins*
28) At night...?
At night....what? Is there a rest to that sentence?
29) Ever kissed anyone?
I kissed every girl on the block who is my age. And they all liked it.
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
...You have to ask?
Just think about that for a sec. It'll come to you.
31) Anyone love you?
No. Well, I guess my mom does. But that'll change when the baby comes.
32) What's your favorite color?
33) When was the last time you cried?
I don't cry, what am I a pussy?
34) Do you have a pet?
35) Are you Mad(crazy)?
36) What are you?
A hero. A damn good one.
37) What color eyes do you have?
38) Pie or cake?
oh God don't make me choose!
39) Final question. Who do you tag?
All you fine ladies out there! Put yo' hands up! Now wave em! C'mon! C'mon! Now shake those hips! OK now hold still. You, you you, uuhh...nnnooo you in the red, Ow! Damn! Definitely you, what's your name sweethe-OUCH!!
Listening to: clakity clakity clakity clak clak
Reading: thos little labels on all of the shelves at Target
Watching: myself melt. It's quite entertaining really.